Lost - Man from Tallahassee

[silentdescant]

Lost - Man from Tallahassee

previously: LOCKE in a wheelchair. OH YEAH, evil, kidney-stealing dad. JACK PLAYIN’ FOOTBALL.

aww, poor locke. no more disability benefits. but at least he can still walk so far.

LEAVE JACK. LEAVE HIM. LEEEEAVE HIM. see? he’s having FUN without you. LEAVE HIM THERE. NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN.

Kate never listens to me. >.<

BENRY! alive and semi-well! and shaking hands! hallo, mate.

HEE, COMPLICATED INDEED. I’ll simplify it for you: LEAVE JACK.

LOST!

BRAINWASHING! nah, Kate, I think he just likes it there.

good plan, Locke man.

ew, flashback tv dinners FTL.

hi, Peter Talbot. you’re cute.

ooooh, LOCKE WANTS REVENGE!

uh, no, Peter, your mom’s in trouble.

anon donation? STFU Locke.

sneaky sneaky! Jack&Juliet: smoochy smoochy! Rescueparty: EWWW. LOL

piano! I saw this part last night by accident. JACK PLAYS PIANO? I still don’t like him, though.

lol, Jack’s all set up in a little house of his own. GO AWAY, KATE.

BAD IDEA, KATE. WHAT DID I TELL YOU?

BENRY! hi.

LOCKE! hi.

OOOH, SUBMARINE?

wtf, my tv remote doesn’t want to work. *rewinds*

lol, ranDOMly, I like these UPS commercials with that Postal Service song in the background. one of my fav songs of theirs.

ANYWAY, where’s the sub?

ALEX! hi. I like you.

don’t hurt Alex, she’s on your side!

LOL “although we obviously should.”

FLASHBACK. nice flowers.

ooooooh, Locke is angry!

well, I can see why Locke and Sawyer don’t get along. lol

“you don’t just press submerge” LOL

why are you gonna destroy the sub? USE IT TO GET OFF THE ISLAND!

“I know how you ended up in it.” yeah, that sounds like a big mystery, but I honestly don’t care that much. >.<

well isn’t Kate flexible? lol

see what a little trust’ll do? nobody gets hurt, everybody’s happy, everybody’s safe…

STFU JACK, YOU’RE SO WITH THEM.

why does Kate so often look orange? is it the lighting or her makeup or what?

what I don’t understand is why they don’t just give EVERYONE a ride home. >.<

are we gonna get any Charlie/Desmond/Claire parts in this episode?

uh oh, is cute Peter guy dead? HE IS. :(

well, didn’t Rose find out that there’s different places work for different people?

food. I want foooooood.

OOOOH ALEX! crazy French chick isn’t dead!

GIANT HAMPSTERS! LOL

Benry seems reasonable. why don’t more people listen to him?

a box? like Capt. Jack Sparrow’s compass! LOL

wtf, he doesn’t deserve to be there? WHY NOT? just because you crash landed doesn’t mean it’s an island just for crash landers. >.<

MUNAMANA!! sorry, that was random and had nothing to do with Lost. inside joke.

hi Alex!

just wait ‘till it leaves, Locke! JUST WAIT UNTIL JACK LEAVES.

PLEASE PLEASE WAIT.

that’s not a reason to just do everything opposite what Benry says! *kicks Locke*

AWWW, touching mother/daughter moment!

HEEEEEEE ANOTHER HATCH! ROFL

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I SEE A LOOPHOLE!!!!!

WTF, Locke. *EXPLODE* OMGWTF! YOU IDIOT.

JACK’S MAD NOW.

Locke looks OLDER in his flashbacks than on the island. >.<

OMGWTF *FALLS OUT OF WINDOW*

aww poor Locke.

and Benry’s like “WHY DID YOU DO THAT?”

who is that Richard guy? he looks familiar.

MAGIC BOX. another sub? *hopes*

LOL “that’s gonna sting a little.”

music sounds like a WTF moment.

OMGWTF WHY IS HE THERE?

LOST!

preview: something about Sun finding out about Sawyer and Charlie’s kidnapping plan. more angst for Charlie. *g*