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Jen ([personal profile] silentdescant) wrote2006-11-25 07:52 pm

chatting is love

ended early today. YAY. will start late and end early tomorrow. DOUBLE AND TRIPLE YAY. no english on monday. SUPER YAY OMG. also, my love for Eddie Izzard has grown exponentially in the past two days. OMG I love him now. I'm at the point where I don't know how I lived without these recordings. *giggles*

other than that, I wanted to share with you lovely people the insane randomness of the chat conversation [livejournal.com profile] bloodrayveness and I had last night. I don't think you'll mind me posting this, Raquel. it's just so unbelievably random and awesome and funny, that I have to tell people. LOL! and we realized that we've only known each other for three months. O.O we did the whole months-long, getting-to-know-you thing in about a week. LOL

so here's a few excerpts from last night's chat.

Raquel: Gimme a subject line for my update.
Raquel: *pokes* lol
Jen: uuuummmm.......... *looks at a list of cool one-liners* "Sorry I was late but I wasn't on time" or "You'd need a step ladder to get to this level of crap!" are cool.
Raquel: LOL!!!
Jen: those're both from Whose Line, i think.
Jen: "It was a day like any other, except it wasn't."
Jen: I'm the frog formerly known as Prince...
Raquel: OMG WHOSE LINE *FLAILS*
Jen: He wasn't a handsome man. He had a face like a collapsed lung.
Jen: LOL!!!!
Raquel: *worships at the Whose Line altar*
Jen: omg, the colin/ryan slashiness.... *dies* LOL
Raquel: OMG YES!
Raquel: ESPECIALLY SINCE THEY KEEP KISSING
Raquel: And ya know, Ryan introduced Colin to his wife. LOL
Jen: OMG DID YOU SEE THE ONE WHERE RYAN SAID "I know your lips"??????
Raquel: YES!
Raquel: I DIED. ROFL
Jen: I DIED. COMPLETELY.
Raquel: *giggles helplessly*
Jen: *is a giggling puddle*

***

Jen: lol! i used to LOVE mellowyellow! i ahven't had it in forever though.
Raquel: Sierra Mist is WAY too stinging carbonated, though, it's like PAINFUL
Raquel: see, it's the BDSM kink in you. ROFL
Jen: LMAO!!!!!!!!
Raquel: *giggles*
Jen: you are awesome.
Jen: LOL!
Raquel: I TRY.
Jen: oh that was good.
Jen: *giggles more*
Raquel: If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless. >.<
Raquel: *stole that*
Jen: LOL! it looks like our minds share a living space then. which they'd better, seeing as their married. LOL
Raquel: LOL YES
Raquel: I always have said, "My mind has its OWN gutter. and it's surgically attached." >.<
Jen: LOL!!!!
Raquel: THAT I came up with myself.
Jen: that is awesome. LOL
Raquel: Why thank you. LOL

***

Raquel: And nobody is unhappy with their wash. *dies* It's an Eddie Izzard joke that not many people got.
Jen: i just heard that today! you've converted me into a fan. LOL
Raquel: LOL It's from Unrepeatable. and YAY YOU SHOULD BE
Jen: british humour is so much better than american humour. usually, anyway.
Raquel: Especially British Transvestites. ROFL
Raquel: of which he's like, the only one. *giggles*
Jen: lol!!! the opening part about the tits was great.
Raquel: YES.
Jen: JELLYFISH.
Raquel: I threw them out of my Lamborghini! in my mind
Jen: ...in my mind. LMAO! i loved that.
Raquel: *giggles* And randomly, the end of Definite Article, I love. "And there’s a moral to this story. Or at least there was supposed to be a moral, but because I’m dyslexic, it is, in fact, a marble. Thank you, good night."
Jen: LOL!!!! the rivalries between dyslexics. with three v's.
Raquel: LOL
Jen: omg, he is made of awesome.
Raquel: He is. Seriously, I used to love him like I love Dom.
Raquel: I was so in love with him. lol And still kinda am. *pines*
Jen: i kept thinking while i was listening how similar their humour is. *loves them both*
Raquel: Dom loves him!
Raquel: OMG ONE NIGHT DOM AND EDDIE WERE ON CRAIG ON THE SAME NIGHT AND I FUCKING EXPLODED.
Jen: it's all a great big love triangle. square. tetrahedron. something.
Raquel: AND THEY TALKED TO EACH OTHER.
Jen: I'VE SEEN THAT BUT I DON'T HAVE IT!!!!!!!!!
Raquel: I have it on DVD, cuz I recorded off my DVR. lol
Jen: LMAO!!!! you're a jeenious.
Raquel: LOL OMG, you have to read my LJ entry about it, it's SO FUNNY.
Raquel: I'm such a fangirl, it's pathetic.
Jen: LOL! *loves fangirling*
Raquel: http://bloodrayveness.livejournal.com/78943.html
Jen: LOL!!! it's all bolded and capslocked and awesome.
Raquel: YES
Raquel: GUH. Can you imagine me?
Raquel: I was running up and down the hallway like a madwoman. and shrieking. and squealing.
Raquel: OH! I HAVE THE MPGs
Jen: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG YOUR POST IS MAKING ME SQUEE MADLY!!!!!!!!!
Raquel: ROFLMAO
Raquel: SEE!
Jen: OMGOMGOMG I WISH I'D SEEN THE WHOLE THING!!!!!
Raquel: I have the .mov of it but the sound isn't playing
Raquel: but I dunno if that's just ME or the actual vid
Jen: either way, not good.
Jen: i'm kinda hung up on the fact that EDDIE IZZARD SAID DOMINIC'S NAME!!!!!!!!!! as you obviously were too. LOL
Raquel: I KNOW!!
Raquel: That killed me DEAD
Raquel: Did you see the subject line? LOL that was my mindset
Jen: LMAO!!!!!! *bookmarks this page*
Jen: omg i'm absolutely insane right now and i can't stop grinning. LOL
Jen: and giggling
Jen: and laughing
Jen: and squeeing
Jen: and imagining

***

Jen: i'm rereading my nc-17 fics now. LOL i think Beg Me is still my best yet. *giggles*
Raquel: *giggles* It's GOOD, OMG.
Jen: all of them so far have D/s tones, or at least bondage. LOL *is very amused by that*
Raquel: Because it's HOT. lol
Jen: LOL! it certainly is. *ponders leather cuffs rubbing Dominic's wrists red and raw as he struggles against them*
Raquel: *DIES*
Raquel: I'm going to explode one of these days, probly thanks to you. >.<
Jen: LOL! i'll clean you up. put all your brains back into your head and all. *giggles* .......Billy scratches his fingernails down Dom's arms, leaving faint white lines that fade to red after a moment. Dom squirms, trying both to jerk away from Billy's touch and get closer at the same time.
Raquel: .... you just love to torture me, that's it. *sighs*
Jen: i do. it must be that BDSM streak. LOL .......When Billy's fingers turn from gentle to insistent in their scratches, Dominic can't hold back a wimper. Billy immediately covers Dom's mouth with his own, drinking in the sounds.
Jen: random interlude: read this fic if you haven't already. it's hot and sweet and incredibly detailed. http://monaboyd.net/underyourskin/presentation_01.html
Raquel: *whimpers ALSO* See, the hottest thing about Monaboyd BDSM porn, is that I would love to be in EITHER POSITION.
Raquel: Ohhh yes'm!
Jen: lol! i totally know what you mean. .........Billy's still-moving fingers trace the lines of Dom's biceps, skipping gently down to his elbow, then dragging back up to his shoulder. Dominic melts under Billy's mouth, open and pliant. Billy does not lessen the intensity of his violent kiss; he pushes his body harder against Dom's, pinning him fully to the mattress.
Jen: Dom doesn't try to resist, instead preferring to let Billy use him however he likes. Dom's mind is blank; the thick fog of pleasure/pain has obscured all coherent thought.
Jen: Billy's hands knead Dom's shoulders, which are already sore from the cuffs stretching his arms to the headboard. The strong, powerful ministrations make Dom's muscles feel like jelly, and he gasps into Billy's mouth. Billy moans softly in response, then turns his attention back to consuming Dominic's soul through his mouth.
Raquel: oh god. *DIES AT THAT*
Jen: i thought you'd like that. *giggles*
Raquel: *squeaks* You know me well.
Jen: lol! now i don't know where to go with this.... >.<
Raquel: You don't HAVE to go anywhere, that's the wonder of being the WRITER. *giggles* it's lovely just as a torture device.
Jen: LOL but i don't want to torture you TOO much. *g* i'm not quite as evil as C-verse!Billy.
Raquel: LOL Ohhhh hardly anyone is.
Raquel: How someone can be so evil and so GOOD, I'll never know

this part comes directly after the above part, but is completely different and deserves it's own part. lol!

Jen: it's insanely kinky and beautiful. *loves* ONE-TRACK MIND!!!! i shall now call this phenomenon my otm. just like otp, because both are Monaboyd. LOL
Raquel: LOL!!!
Raquel: *loves THAT*
Jen: i have an OTM!!! LMAO!!!
Raquel: WE BOTH DO! *CELEBRATES*
Jen: *PRAISES THE OTMS!*
Jen: (it looks like "atoms" LOL)
Jen: IT'S IN OUR CHEMICAL MAKEUP!!!!!
Raquel: LOL You've done too much Biology homework. LOL
Jen: LMAO!!!!!!!!
Raquel: OMG YES
Raquel: We're Monaboyd OTPers on a nuclear level. >.<
Jen: OMG WE'RE SO INSANE. I LOVE IT.
Raquel: AS DO I! *giggles*
Jen: i'm totally saving this conversation. LOL

*** (a bit later) ***

Raquel: I'm possibly just easily impressed, but I don't think so.
Raquel: Though I am, for a fact, easily AMUSED>
Jen: LOL *amuses you*
Raquel: *is amused* SEE
Jen: LMAO!
Raquel: Gah, I'm so lucky there are people like you who enjoy my insanity. >.<
Jen: *giggles* well, in return, you enjoy mine. LOL
Raquel: Yes! There aren't enough of OUR kind of crazy people around. lol
Jen: LOL! *uses the otm atoms to create more* ....*is obviously a mad scientist*
Raquel: LOL When I was lil, I used to wonder why 'mad scientists' were so angry. Then I found out the OTHER definition. lol
Jen: LOL! that used to be confusing to me tooo!!!!!!

***

Jen: and this comment you made to my first nc-17: "It hit my kinks like you have NO idea. *melts, blushes*" LOL now I know that we have the SAME KINKS OMG!
Raquel: LOL YES. It's hard to say that kind of thing for the first time, you worry people will be like "WTF, FREAK"
Jen: i KNOW!!! now i'm waiting to find the comments where we first discover that we're both in love with c-verse. LOL
Raquel: *giggles* Is there something wrong with being nostalgic after 3 months? >.< LOL
Jen: LOL!!! we're obviously insane. but we already knew that.

***

Raquel: I don't even remember my introduction to Dom, you think that'd be on my LJ somewhere, but no. lol
Jen: lol!!
Raquel: I looked once. it went from no Dom to lots of Dom, and no explanation in the middle
Jen: LMAO!! it was overnight. that's pretty much how my obsession was; my friend can attest to that. one day, i was normal: mildly obsessed with random hot celebrities. the next day: "OMGDOM/BILLYOTPLOVE!!!!!!!!!"
Raquel: LOL
Jen: she still doesn't see the appeal of Dommie. *hugs him* but at least she's not a Dom-hater. >.<
Jen: lol - we friended each other on sept 2nd. *giggles*
Jen: okay, this is how we discover each other's kinks......
Jen: me: lotruni blah blah blah... It has some detailed (and really nice) D/s stuff later on in the story.
Jen: you: And guh, D/s is one of my kinks. Have you read Convergence series? *____*
Raquel: LOL
Raquel: I'll read uni some day, I swear. >.<
Jen: lol! you'll love it. it's got D/s, school AU, awesomely insecure, slighly drunk Professor Billy, and AMAZINGLY insecure, drug-addicted struggling student Dominic. and if that didn't make you REALLY want to read it, i don't know what will.
Raquel: LOL THANK YOU
Jen: LOL
Jen: ah, and here, we continue to talk about c-verse. me: Convergence is (I think) the first real Monaboyd story I've ever read, and it's colored my entire outlook on the fandom. It's really hard to find fics I like more than C-verse.
Jen: you: GUH. Convergence OWNS ME. Seriously. I get all weird when I read it because it's just PERFECTION. I have every fic in the series saved in case anything happens to shaenie's site.
Raquel: So true. I actually CAN'T read it too often, because it like... effects me. I dunno how to explain it. LOL I just get pulled into it and have trouble thinking about real life things. lol
Jen: i'm that way ALL THE TIME. probably why i had trouble concentrating during school. >.<
Raquel: ROFL
Jen: OMG I FOUND THAT NEW C-VERSE DRABBLE!!!!!
Jen: http://shaenie.livejournal.com/306419.html
Raquel: OMG THANK YOU
Jen: *READS IT REPEATEDLY*
Raquel: OH I SAW THAT
Jen: it's so funny how often we talk about c-verse in our comments. LOL
Raquel: Really, hence me once wondering what shaenie would think. LOL
Jen: LOL! really. *hides*
Raquel: guh, my brain is dead
Jen: *my brain snuggles your brain* don't die on me now! *gigglesnort*
Raquel: LOL
Raquel: Says the girl who was going to go to sleep 3 and a half HOURS AGO. *dies*
Jen: LMAO!!! omg, it's MIDNIGHT. *headdkes*
Jen: LOL I CAN'T TYPE
Raquel: I am selfish on occasion, forgive me. >.<
Raquel: ROFL
Raquel: THEN WE'LL HAVE AN ISSUE, SINCE WE CHAT ONLINE, YES?
Jen: LMAO!!!! omg, i just typed that as lamo. *laughs so hard*
Raquel: Oh god my throat. *still laughs* ROFL
Raquel: *COUGHS*
Jen: *tries to stop laughing, can't, gives up, laughs more*
Raquel: omg, completely ranDOMly: ""If there was a Bisexual Pride parade, would it go both ways?"
Jen: ROFL!!!!

*** (we changed conversation topics that randomly the entire time lol!!) ***

Jen: LOL - me: I'm not sure why I like 8, actually. I used to like 2, then 4, and now 8. Maybe next I'll fall in love with 16. lol!
Jen: you: LOL! And then 32, one of my faves! LOL
Raquel: LOL!!!
Raquel: *giggles* I love us.


and that, my friends, is the complete and utter randomness of our friendship. ♥ you, Raquel. :D

ps: in addition to an angsty icon, I find myself needing a laugh/happy icon.... lol! *goes to find pics to use*

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