I've never really watched Will & Grace before, and I just turned it on a few minutes ago because I'm home alone. And d'ya know what Will said?
Mr. LaMark: Have you see The Lord of the Rings?
Will: ...Yeah.
Mr: I'm talking like all three pictures, I don't want some guy who just showed up for the last one.
Will: No, I was there the first day they came out! Then again, I'll go to see any movie where boys named Merry and Pippin risk their lives for a good piece of jewelry.
Mr.: Thank God. The last firm I was with, they hadn't seen any of them. I mean, I had nothing to talk to them about. I had to leave. Is that weird?
Will: Not at all.
I want them. can I have them? please? *squishes*