just another biology rant
Mar. 25th, 2007 09:38 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
silentdescantbloody fucking stupid water potential. my question is, who the bleeding hell CARES? if you didn't ALREADY know this, I FUCKING HATE BIOLOGY. i don't think anything can change that now. ever. fucking hell. not to mention i forgot how to make a damn graph in excel. stupid fucking scatterplots. stupid AP is gonna drive me fucking insane if it hasn't already. it's taken away my ability to COUNT properly. fuck.
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silentdescant: do you know how to make graphs in excel? i am having a mind blank. >.<
bloodrayveness: No, sorry
bloodrayveness: I dunno ANYTHING about excel. lol
silentdescant: i can't get my x-axis to display right. >.<
silentdescant: i want to kill people. any idea where we can get some of that poison? >.<
bloodrayveness: ROFLMAO
silentdescant: see, i knew that knowledge would come in handy, i just didn't know how SOON. lol
bloodrayveness: Some pesticides and rodent poisons have strychnine. lol
silentdescant: *runs out to the store* ... *headdesk*
bloodrayveness: >.< Who are you killing?
silentdescant: i'm not entirely sure, i just wanna kill people. possibly the author of my biology textbook. and the author of these online labs. and whoever created excel. and just random people on the street. possibly myself after all of that. >.<
bloodrayveness: >.< NOT YOURSELF. Unless you take me with you. *snuggles*
silentdescant: ah, you've talked me out of it. can't kill you. *hugs*
bloodrayveness: Woo! heehee
bloodrayveness: but ya know, I can help with the other people. >.<
silentdescant: you'll be my secret accomplice so if i get sent to jail, you can provide an alibi. *g*
bloodrayveness: Yes! "I swear officer, I was talking to her online the entire time." LOL
silentdescant: *giggles*
silentdescant: fucking hell, apparently i can't even USE excel. probly easier this way, but still. *KILLS MORE*
bloodrayveness: >.< SORRY
silentdescant: OMG I SUCK AT COUNTING. *uses calculator*
bloodrayveness: Poor babe. *pets*
silentdescant: *whines* why do i hafta know what the fuck water potential is and why it's important in plants? HOW WILL THIS EVER BE USED IN REAL LIFE?
bloodrayveness: I DON'T KNOW. *kicks stupid biology*
silentdescant: *helps omg*
silentdescant: i gotta go. i'm getting absolutely nowhere on this supposedly 20 min. essay. i'll talk to ya later, if i'm not in jail for killing about 200 people in my vicinity.
bloodrayveness: >.< I'm sorry babe. GOOD LUCK
ps: the poison was a reference to an earlier discussion on the effects of strychnine. bloody cool stuff, in a freaky, morbid type of way. kills people by making them convulse continually, then they die either from asphyxia or exhaustion from the convulsions. it's number 9 on the top ten poison list.
silentdescant: do you know how to make graphs in excel? i am having a mind blank. >.<bloodrayveness: No, sorrybloodrayveness: I dunno ANYTHING about excel. lolsilentdescant: i can't get my x-axis to display right. >.<silentdescant: i want to kill people. any idea where we can get some of that poison? >.<bloodrayveness: ROFLMAOsilentdescant: see, i knew that knowledge would come in handy, i just didn't know how SOON. lolbloodrayveness: Some pesticides and rodent poisons have strychnine. lolsilentdescant: *runs out to the store* ... *headdesk*bloodrayveness: >.< Who are you killing?silentdescant: i'm not entirely sure, i just wanna kill people. possibly the author of my biology textbook. and the author of these online labs. and whoever created excel. and just random people on the street. possibly myself after all of that. >.<bloodrayveness: >.< NOT YOURSELF. Unless you take me with you. *snuggles*silentdescant: ah, you've talked me out of it. can't kill you. *hugs*bloodrayveness: Woo! heeheebloodrayveness: but ya know, I can help with the other people. >.< silentdescant: you'll be my secret accomplice so if i get sent to jail, you can provide an alibi. *g*bloodrayveness: Yes! "I swear officer, I was talking to her online the entire time." LOLsilentdescant: *giggles*silentdescant: fucking hell, apparently i can't even USE excel. probly easier this way, but still. *KILLS MORE*bloodrayveness: >.< SORRYsilentdescant: OMG I SUCK AT COUNTING. *uses calculator*bloodrayveness: Poor babe. *pets*silentdescant: *whines* why do i hafta know what the fuck water potential is and why it's important in plants? HOW WILL THIS EVER BE USED IN REAL LIFE?bloodrayveness: I DON'T KNOW. *kicks stupid biology*silentdescant: *helps omg*silentdescant: i gotta go. i'm getting absolutely nowhere on this supposedly 20 min. essay. i'll talk to ya later, if i'm not in jail for killing about 200 people in my vicinity.bloodrayveness: >.< I'm sorry babe. GOOD LUCK(LJ-ify your IMs before pasting!)
ps: the poison was a reference to an earlier discussion on the effects of strychnine. bloody cool stuff, in a freaky, morbid type of way. kills people by making them convulse continually, then they die either from asphyxia or exhaustion from the convulsions. it's number 9 on the top ten poison list.